Category: work
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Hulk Secret
Laying down on a prospective mattress with my spouse in the mattress store: Sales person: “And what about you, are you comfortable?” Me: “Oh, we don’t need to worry about me. I will be able to sleep.”
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Anteater
So my sister tells us at a family gathering how she ate an ant and it turns out that they are sour and our dad adds very emphatically: “Oh yeah, ants are sour.” Excuse me, sir, were we just supposed to know that you already knew the flavor profile of ants?
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Mixed Messages
But in all seriousness, at least try using AI for something, yeah?
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Routine Guilter
Something like this was suggested for a comic – I’m not casting aspersions on anyone.
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I’m Your Huckleberry
Some problems can be more easily solved from the top down.
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Lifeline
Good luck with that first servicing loop.
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Unexpectedly Resilient
Good ol’ Murphy’s Law. It just never breaks when you want it to, you know?
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Scheduling Divisions
I am sure that the company would prefer if you could avoid filling out your annual job satisfaction survey right after a really bad on-call loop.
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Like A Goldfish
After the initial gut reaction there’s a moment of doubt where I start to question…is it me? Did I imagine our last conversation?!
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Have You Tried Turning It On?
Plugging it back in was also the solution for when my office computer stopped working one time. Never did figure out why it had been unplugged.