Category: work

  • What’s In A Name?

    What’s In A Name?

    Just think of all the cool internal code names we’ve never even heard! And how many official release names were a downgrade!

  • Cake Dealer

    Cake Dealer

    Please think of my attempts to push cake as that of a friend enabling you to indulge every so often and appreciate the little joys in life and definitely not that I’m attempting to undermine your life choices.

  • We Still Can’t

    We Still Can’t

    I will admit, there were moments where it felt like: are they hoping we’ll give up so that they don’t have to tell us that they don’t have the data? But good news: the data exists, just in a less handy format for now! Related: The Only Way

  • Popular New Option

    Popular New Option

    It is complicated. Let us be glad someone else is thinking through these things to make sure they make sense.

  • So Bad It’s Good

    So Bad It’s Good

    Generally speaking, it seems like if it’s an outside team trying to discourage us, it’s usually fine. If it’s also someone inside the team, maybe take it more seriously.

  • Tempting Fate

    Tempting Fate

    I’m not superstitious. You’re superstitious.

  • Too Secure

    Too Secure

    I’m really looking forward to using my secure access device for everything during my upcoming servicing rotation.

  • No More YOLO

    No More YOLO

    Well, can’t say I didn’t see this day coming.

  • Tech Names

    Tech Names

    Just think, this could happen to “Geoff” depending on where you fall on the gif/jif pronunciation spectrum. Or should I say: Geoff/Jeff?

  • The Only Way

    The Only Way

    There’s a mild Catch-22 about it, too, because you have to know what’s in the report to file the review, but you can’t see the report until the review is approved, so…