Category: work

  • Don’t Disappoint Me

    Don’t Disappoint Me

    Another gem of a side comment heard at work.

  • YOLO Mode

    YOLO Mode

    We really went from “minimum possible access” hygiene straight to “YOLO mode”. Those were the days… Two Kinds of Developers

  • That’s A Nice Chair

    That’s A Nice Chair

    Total strangers were taking chairs for a spin in the office space they were going to be in after the office move. Unfortunately for them, people are attached to their specific nice chairs, and those chairs will not be inherited with the room. Also, no points for subtlety.

  • Feel Good Code

    Feel Good Code

    I used to collect quotes at the office and display them on post-it notes. Thanks to a co-worker for saying this one (nearly verbatim).

  • Optionally Polite

    Optionally Polite

    Just think of all the wasted tokens on Pleases and Thank Yous. Maybe the AI would consider it more polite to cut out that extra noise.

  • Definitely Never

    Definitely Never

    Why wouldn’t I fully trust the AI? It’s not like it’s ever blatantly lied to… oh yeah.

  • Months In Advance

    Months In Advance

    Nothing like moving out a super visible disruptive deadline to highlight that you’re behind schedule. But I don’t mind avoiding my commute a few extra weeks. Go ahead and delay it even further!

  • You Should Build It

    You Should Build It

    Hmm. This project is like a thing your team has done before. You guys would probably already know what you’re doing.

  • This, Not This

    This, Not This

    Feels like I’m seeing the this/not this graph everywhere these days. So relatable.

  • The Desired Result

    The Desired Result

    At this point, there are a bunch of things AI is so useful for that you’d probably use it even if you didn’t have to.