Category: kids
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Don’t Take A Compliment
Accepting compliments can be awkward – but you can make it even more awkward amazing if you want to.
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Business Vacation
Being on an airplane can be a lot more restful when you don’t have to be responsible for trying to make being stuck on an airplane restful for one or more small humans.
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You Can’t Go Back
Ah, that lovely window of time when the baby can roll one way and not the other… …and they roll over in their sleep and hate being stuck that way so much that they wake everybody up.
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Shower Time
Look, if you’re allergic to grass, and you were rolling around in the grass, then yes: it is definitely a wash-your-hair kind of night.
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Dangerously Cheesy
It would be difficult to oversell how much I emphasized “GRATE” to make sure the kids would get it.
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Can I Tell You Something?
I wanted to make a “nohello” IRL joke, but it will seriously be a sad day if/when my son stops doing this.
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Can’t Leave Home Without…
As my daughter was quick to point out: If you think forgetting your shoes is bad, imagine forgetting your kid. I may never live it down.


