Category: kids

  • Dangerously Cheesy

    Dangerously Cheesy

    It would be difficult to oversell how much I emphasized “GRATE” to make sure the kids would get it.

  • Can I Tell You Something?

    Can I Tell You Something?

    I wanted to make a “nohello” IRL joke, but it will seriously be a sad day if/when my son stops doing this.

  • Can’t Leave Home Without…

    Can’t Leave Home Without…

    As my daughter was quick to point out: If you think forgetting your shoes is bad, imagine forgetting your kid. I may never live it down.

  • Speed Bump

    Speed Bump

    This is a guest comic by my eldest daughter based on a sketch she made back when she was learning about the Oregon Trail. She informed me that people on the Oregon Trail did bury the bodies in the road itself, and something about wolves – apparently one reason was to discourage wolves from eating…

  • Meat And Potatoes

    Meat And Potatoes

    What can you do? Kids know everything already.

  • Crafting Conditions

    Crafting Conditions

    There’s a lot of singing at Girl Scout camp. Too much singing for some, apparently.

  • Singin’ In The Rain

    Singin’ In The Rain

    She had been geared up in a rain hat and her coat earlier when it hadn’t been raining as heavily. So she definitely had her rain coat and chose not to wear it for the downpour.

  • Big Nose

    Big Nose

    Just another case of kids speaking without a filter. Thank goodness no other children heard this.

  • I Have A Disease

    I Have A Disease

    Their dentist must have really hit hard with the facts on that visit.

  • Ketchup Interpretation

    Ketchup Interpretation

    Clearly I meant: use the ketchup you already have for both sides, not: add more ketchup so that both sides have too much ketchup.