Category: kids
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Who’s On First?
Yes, my kids actually did this.
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Ground Candy
Technically, all the candy was picked up off the ground – just most of it was in protective egg containers and not directly on the dirt.
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Right In The 90s
On the plus side, other people who actually lived through the 90s thought it was a good costume.
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Everyone Makes Mistakes
Sometimes it’s just a relief to hear other peoples’ kids say potentially embarrassing things about their parents, too.
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I’m In Charge
After so many times of us saying the eldest kid is in charge (if a parent isn’t around), it’s no wonder our youngest kid was so excited for his chance to finally be the eldest kid in the house.
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Stay Strong
I recall one of the last times we kept a kid home from school because they said they weren’t feeling well in the morning (no fever, but hard to quantify symptoms like sore throat). They then proceeded to spend the whole day running around acting perfectly normal with no further complaints.
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Internal Maps
Hey, I get it, my husband usually drives us around and I have embarrassingly low recollection of how to get to places I’ve been multiple times.
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Wake Me Up
Behold! The student has become the master.
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Dangerously Grumpy
Later, when my son heard of this exchange, he told his sister: “That is very rude.” She responded immediately, with zero remorse, “She’s dangerously grumpy.” Like, “Yeah, so? I said what I said.”
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Mrs. Grinch
So there I was, minding my own business volunteering at an elementary school event, when my daughter walks by and decides to tease me. I was not even being grumpy at that time.