Year: 2026
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Speed Bump
This is a guest comic by my eldest daughter based on a sketch she made back when she was learning about the Oregon Trail. She informed me that people on the Oregon Trail did bury the bodies in the road itself, and something about wolves – apparently one reason was to discourage wolves from eating…
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Too Secure
I’m really looking forward to using my secure access device for everything during my upcoming servicing rotation.
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Crafting Conditions
There’s a lot of singing at Girl Scout camp. Too much singing for some, apparently.
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Singin’ In The Rain
She had been geared up in a rain hat and her coat earlier when it hadn’t been raining as heavily. So she definitely had her rain coat and chose not to wear it for the downpour.
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Tech Names
Just think, this could happen to “Geoff” depending on where you fall on the gif/jif pronunciation spectrum. Or should I say: Geoff/Jeff?
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The Only Way
There’s a mild Catch-22 about it, too, because you have to know what’s in the report to file the review, but you can’t see the report until the review is approved, so…
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Big Nose
Just another case of kids speaking without a filter. Thank goodness no other children heard this.
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Go Suck A Lemon
Turns out (to no one’s surprise) that it is Very Unpleasant to suck on raw lemon wedges. So at least this colloquial phrase makes sense.

