Year: 2026
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What’s In A Name?
Just think of all the cool internal code names we’ve never even heard! And how many official release names were a downgrade!
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Cake Dealer
Please think of my attempts to push cake as that of a friend enabling you to indulge every so often and appreciate the little joys in life and definitely not that I’m attempting to undermine your life choices.
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Can I Tell You Something?
I wanted to make a “nohello” IRL joke, but it will seriously be a sad day if/when my son stops doing this.
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Can’t Leave Home Without…
As my daughter was quick to point out: If you think forgetting your shoes is bad, imagine forgetting your kid. I may never live it down.
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We Still Can’t
I will admit, there were moments where it felt like: are they hoping we’ll give up so that they don’t have to tell us that they don’t have the data? But good news: the data exists, just in a less handy format for now! Related: The Only Way
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Popular New Option
It is complicated. Let us be glad someone else is thinking through these things to make sure they make sense.
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Socially Awkward Bane
Credit to my husband for making this joke ages ago, and to me for finally getting around to drawing it.
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So Bad It’s Good
Generally speaking, it seems like if it’s an outside team trying to discourage us, it’s usually fine. If it’s also someone inside the team, maybe take it more seriously.

