Year: 2026
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Garish
I’m pretty sure that absolutely nobody at work cared about my nails… and yet I was still bothered.
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Shower Time
Look, if you’re allergic to grass, and you were rolling around in the grass, then yes: it is definitely a wash-your-hair kind of night.
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Impossible Solutions
Whatever unexpected outcomes may occur, you have to admire the creativity and commitment.
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Always One Of Us
I console myself that the cup I knocked over was just water, while the other cup contained bright red sticky juice. So at least the risk analysis made sense, okay? Callback: One Of Us
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Laundry Time
The washing machine knows it can get away with it, too. What am I going to do? It locked the door until the cycle completes. Cancelling just puts it into an even longer wait until it mysteriously decides it is ready to unlock the door.
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One Hundred Lines
Sure, you could write a simple 100-line program to do a lot of things where everything is acting the way you expect it to act. And then someone will breathe near it and suddenly nothing is working anymore and you… have to add some more lines of code.
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Dangerously Cheesy
It would be difficult to oversell how much I emphasized “GRATE” to make sure the kids would get it.
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