Tag: security

  • Too Secure

    Too Secure

    I’m really looking forward to using my secure access device for everything during my upcoming servicing rotation.

  • No More YOLO

    No More YOLO

    Well, can’t say I didn’t see this day coming.

  • YOLO Mode

    YOLO Mode

    We really went from “minimum possible access” hygiene straight to “YOLO mode”. Those were the days… Two Kinds of Developers

  • High Value

    High Value

    Another case of higher ranking not necessarily being a positive.

  • Don’t Run

    Don’t Run

    The security training had a (hopefully?) mock image of a dialog box with a single button option “Don’t Run”. I guess there’s only one thing left to do.

  • Routine Guilter

    Routine Guilter

    Something like this was suggested for a comic – I’m not casting aspersions on anyone.

  • Routine Guilt

    Routine Guilt

    Obviously I would never forget to do these tasks.

  • Anything Suspicious?

    Anything Suspicious?

    One of the big take-aways I got from a recent security training is that the reporting team is not there to judge me.

  • The Incantation

    The Incantation

    I see a phrase like “above all else” and a part of me rebels. Hold on. What are the caveats here? Don’t make me take this to a ridiculous extreme.

  • Think of the Children

    Think of the Children

    Surely the desired take-away was not to make us more sympathetic toward the threat actors, but…well…I guess if I make their job harder that’s job security?