Tag: parenting
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Out Of The Darkness
This is just how I roll keeping my streak going of awkward interactions with other parents.
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King of the Kart
We’ve all been there, being a little too competitive in a game against a child, right? …right?
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You’re Scaring Him
I mean, once you have kids, you’ll wonder why you waited so long! (Even if only because you’ll imagine it would have been easier to handle when you were younger and more energetic in general.)
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Parental Leave
Yeah, that’s right: I’m taking a day off for each time I went through labor. Every year. Forever.
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How Old Were They?
Maybe I should have admonished my kid telling me to shut up, which wouldn’t usually be tolerated, but I (a) did feel bad about interrupting her and (b) was busy trying not to laugh in her face about the whole thing.
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Stalk Photo
So imagine you’re at work while your spouse is keeping track of your children when an unknown number texts you a photo of one of your children without a clear location-identifying background or other people in it and no context.
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Especially Rejected
Always a risk that pushing your kids to be “polite” is going to backfire spectacularly.
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Situational Volume
They can definitely be loud, the challenge is getting it to happen at the appropriate times…

