Tag: Keep Calm
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Ketchup Interpretation
Clearly I meant: use the ketchup you already have for both sides, not: add more ketchup so that both sides have too much ketchup.
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Punchline
And now I have to think about the calculus of if hitting an innocent bystander on accident is worse than hitting your brother on purpose.
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Definitely Never
Why wouldn’t I fully trust the AI? It’s not like it’s ever blatantly lied to… oh yeah.
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Powerless Elevator
On the plus side, this happened to me on a day I was bringing in treats for my work anniversary, so my thinking was a little bit: “how long am I going to be trapped in here?” and, at the same time, a bit of: “do I have a fork in my bag?”
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Just Add More Threads
Hence why the real fix for “we’re running out of threads” is not always just “increase the thread pool.”
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That’s Our Line!
And to think that we put in so much effort to make sure we were never causing them any delays! Grrrr. Don’t get me started!
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Curiouser And Curiouser
When this aired in the elementary school assembly it was difficult to hear the mic audio, so I almost missed out on this gem of kid perspective.
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