Category: work
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Agent of the Company
I’ve definitely heard plenty “what the fudge” type of last-moment language moderations.
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Ask Me Almost Anything
I expect that everyone may break the build at some point, but not everyone can get the boss to swear at them.
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How Sure Are You?
It’s even better when the conflict is impossible: “So you detected the issue 3 hours before it started?”
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In the Dark of the Night
Thankfully this particular scenario happened some time ago and it’s less common now for another team to gleefully ignore the severity classifications.
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Unblocking
If only they had pinged on that email thread about how blocked they were, we could have pointed to our original response so much sooner!
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Stand In For Real
Just imagine how annoyed I am every time there’s an issue in that code.
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Documented Pattern
How often are we supposed to read that stuff again after we implemented everything?
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Strongly Encouraged
So it’s not required, but here’s a report showing your team’s participation levels so you can feel bad about it quantitatively.
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Think of the Children
Surely the desired take-away was not to make us more sympathetic toward the threat actors, but…well…I guess if I make their job harder that’s job security?
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When Push Comes To Shove
There must be at least one person on the internal security team that’s really happy when a bad security incident happens if only because then they can get more folks to prioritize their hygiene efforts.