Category: life
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Crafting Conditions
There’s a lot of singing at Girl Scout camp. Too much singing for some, apparently.
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Singin’ In The Rain
She had been geared up in a rain hat and her coat earlier when it hadn’t been raining as heavily. So she definitely had her rain coat and chose not to wear it for the downpour.
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Big Nose
Just another case of kids speaking without a filter. Thank goodness no other children heard this.
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Go Suck A Lemon
Turns out (to no one’s surprise) that it is Very Unpleasant to suck on raw lemon wedges. So at least this colloquial phrase makes sense.
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Ketchup Interpretation
Clearly I meant: use the ketchup you already have for both sides, not: add more ketchup so that both sides have too much ketchup.
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Punchline
And now I have to think about the calculus of if hitting an innocent bystander on accident is worse than hitting your brother on purpose.
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May Be A Jerk
There’s a full cast of engaging jerks, including the other droid: “my attitude needs no translation”-D2, and friends like “yes, a straight answer would kill me” Kenobi and “nothing that’s going wrong is my fault!” Solo.
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Just Introverted
It hit me that I might be more introverted than average when other moms would commiserate about how much they missed being able to get out of the house and see other people after giving birth to their kids, but… wasn’t that part of the charm of maternity leave?