Year: 2025
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Have You Tried Turning It On?
Plugging it back in was also the solution for when my office computer stopped working one time. Never did figure out why it had been unplugged.
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Garbage Jenga
We really felt for the people working at the kid party venue who were waiting to clean the room and had to watch the garbage tower grow more and more unmanageable.
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You’re Scaring Him
I mean, once you have kids, you’ll wonder why you waited so long! (Even if only because you’ll imagine it would have been easier to handle when you were younger and more energetic in general.)
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New Normal
I mean, we think this traffic looks obviously abnormal, but what do we know?
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Please Stop It
Remember how we said this could happen if you kept doing the thing we said to stop doing? And then you kept doing that thing?
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Dead Ringers
Sadly, I did think that the basic plot of The Lord of the Rings was enough in the cultural zeitgeist that stopping someone over spoilers was a joke in itself. Then I remembered how many years it’s been since the movies came out.
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Persuasion 100
My kids have definitely figured out what kinds of things will motivate me.
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If You Want Something Done
At least it is better than the classic: “Oh shoot, we don’t have any logs for that, so we can’t do anything! Bye! :)”
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It Meets Our SLA
After all the dust settles, let’s see how long it takes to make our problem also your problem.
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Forget The Alarm
To clarify: that’s not “me” in the comic – that’s not how I (outwardly) wake up. I got to hear this happen one day when one of my kids woke up to the usual school day alarm and decided to try this approach for dealing with it.