Year: 2025
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Fortunately
I mean, obviously. It’s the opposite of un-obviously.
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I’m Your Huckleberry
Some problems can be more easily solved from the top down.
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Lifeline
Good luck with that first servicing loop.
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Who Wants To Be…A Scout?
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire was such a stressful show to watch.
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Pollaxe
When your spouse is into etymology you pick up a lot of random stuff.
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Unexpectedly Resilient
Good ol’ Murphy’s Law. It just never breaks when you want it to, you know?
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Scheduling Divisions
I am sure that the company would prefer if you could avoid filling out your annual job satisfaction survey right after a really bad on-call loop.
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Healing Potion
Thank goodness we were having all that bad weather while I was taking this medication, so I didn’t turn to ash.
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Calcium Deficit
All the times I found myself in the kitchen seriously considering if it would have been better to still be sick because then I could at least have as much [food containing calcium] as I wanted…
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Like A Goldfish
After the initial gut reaction there’s a moment of doubt where I start to question…is it me? Did I imagine our last conversation?!