Year: 2024
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The Bird
The words left my mouth and it hit me: “wait, that did not sound right…”
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Unblocking
If only they had pinged on that email thread about how blocked they were, we could have pointed to our original response so much sooner!
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Stand In For Real
Just imagine how annoyed I am every time there’s an issue in that code.
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You Call That a Mess?
Clearly we have different standards. It’s not a contest or anything, but — let’s just say that I am definitely winning on how much of a disaster my house is.
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Units of Patience
I mean, yeah, it’s nice that there’s music and stuff so I know they didn’t forget about me on hold.
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Documented Pattern
How often are we supposed to read that stuff again after we implemented everything?
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Strongly Encouraged
So it’s not required, but here’s a report showing your team’s participation levels so you can feel bad about it quantitatively.
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Ronald McDahlnald
One of my kids was also having trouble with this author’s name for her own book report (in a different class). We helped her remember it as “Rolled Doll” and when she practiced her presentation and had trouble I would mime like I was tossing something low to the ground (the imaginary doll) to help…
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Hashtag Numerology
Now I’m just waiting for all the automated phone messages to start telling me to enter a number “followed by a hashtag” because it will surely resonate better with the next generation than “pound sign.”
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Idle Chit-Chat
Certainly it was not the best night of sleep I’ve ever had, but at least I was able to remember some of these night-time kid pronouncements for comic purposes.