Year: 2024
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Stand Up Guy
But then, as I was reminded last week: the shorter you are the more places you can hide in for hide-and-seek.
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Grocery Gladiator
My kids enjoy hanging out in live seafood departments, and I enjoy shopping while they’re entertained. It’s like a free aquarium.
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Change With The Times
He was so sure he had caught me trying to trick him by giving him a different answer.
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Real Estate Rumors
One of my cousins had been looking at properties in a small desert town. One in particular had a lot of character. And maybe some good bones.
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What A Richard
One of my cousins told me this story and also posited that “Moby Richard” would be a good name for a band.
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Niche Issues
Hopefully it’s not too much of a commentary on my ability to call the right person. I at least feel a bit better when it is not something obvious and other people also don’t have any idea what’s going on.
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As Soon As I Close My Eyes
I often find myself having trouble sleeping while on-call expecting that alert to happen at any moment. How annoying to be the one responsible for messing up my own sleep when nothing happens.
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Grant Me Patience
The being-an-established-couple-at-a-wedding struggle is real. My kid wasn’t the only one asking the awkward questions, just the youngest.
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It’s Just A Party
Is it a good time for “the worst” knock knock joke? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Divorce. Divorce who? Divorce joke you ever heard.
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LAMP Shade
This was based on a conversation overheard soooo many years ago