Year: 2024
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Worst Of All
Just in case there is a kid named “Joe” at my local school: it’s a stand-in name that’s nice and short for the speech bubbles, not used because of any relation to that name.
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Anything Suspicious?
One of the big take-aways I got from a recent security training is that the reporting team is not there to judge me.
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The Incantation
I see a phrase like “above all else” and a part of me rebels. Hold on. What are the caveats here? Don’t make me take this to a ridiculous extreme.
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Curiouser And Curiouser
When this aired in the elementary school assembly it was difficult to hear the mic audio, so I almost missed out on this gem of kid perspective.
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Once You’re Gone
Was not expecting such a burn at this tween age group.
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For Morale
For a while there one of the elevators was blocked off with caution tape with the doors open, but usually there’s just an “out of order” sign, and I’ve heard the rumors of people getting caught in them.
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It’s Business Hours Somewhere
Seriously though, it does suck to have to be the one waking other people up at their 3 AM.
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Halloween Hazard
My spouse, surprised as we’re leaving the house and I’m wearing the hat: “Are you going to drive with the hat on?!” No. It’s just so ungainly that I have to carry it out on my head or I wouldn’t be able to hold anything else.
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Hunger Is The Best Spice
That first later-than-planned meal was consistently voted the most delicious of the whole weekend trip.
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Failover Fail
So you’ve got the high-tech velociraptor enclosure, but those velociraptors are pretty crafty and keep finding weaknesses. So you build a fence around the enclosure – no expense spared – and the fence immediately falls down, knocking out an enclosure wall, and now there are velociraptors in the kitchen.