Year: 2024
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The Diplomatic Voice of Reason
The mute button really is one of the unsung benefits of the virtual meeting.
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Delusions of Grandeur
You know, maybe I’ve been thinking about this all wrong – what if the government representatives are the clowns?
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Hold The Line
Really, it is remarkable how much you can screw up with a single line of code. Anyway – have fun resolving all those merge conflicts!
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Crying for Attention
You know, honestly, I think I’m okay with not being on a first-name basis with any VPs.
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Terribly Memorable
Everyone falls down sometimes, but if you’re in the middle of a busy street you probably want to get up … quickly.
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Deployment Velocity
Ah, the classic tale: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Do regressions slow down deployments, or do slow deployments make regressions more likely?
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Romantic weather conditions
On the plus side, if you do get wet in the rain, they can take care of you when you inevitably have a fever later – and it can be like a cute sleepy fever, not a gross vomiting fever.
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Tzatzik-i
This must be true. Someone from Turkey told me!
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Homemade Yogurt
It’s not that hard to replicate…the secret is way more sugar than you thought.
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So Well-behaved!
It’s nice to see her managing her brand so early.