Tag: melodramatic

  • Majestically

    Majestically

    Whenever I hear the word “majestic” I think of Prince John in Disney’s Robin Hood agreeing with his fortune telling: “Handsome, regal, majestic, ha ha. Lovable, yes, yes. Cuddly. Oh, that’s me to a T. It truly is.”

  • Forget The Alarm

    Forget The Alarm

    To clarify: that’s not “me” in the comic – that’s not how I (outwardly) wake up. I got to hear this happen one day when one of my kids woke up to the usual school day alarm and decided to try this approach for dealing with it.

  • The Incantation

    The Incantation

    I see a phrase like “above all else” and a part of me rebels. Hold on. What are the caveats here? Don’t make me take this to a ridiculous extreme.

  • When Push Comes To Shove

    When Push Comes To Shove

    There must be at least one person on the internal security team that’s really happy when a bad security incident happens if only because then they can get more folks to prioritize their hygiene efforts.