Category: work

  • How To Make Partner

    How To Make Partner

    It would be nice to take credit for coming up with this joke, but I really didn’t add anything.

  • Never Speak of This

    Never Speak of This

    In retrospect having take-your-kid-to-work-day scheduled during the school year only makes it that much cooler: you also get to skip school!

  • Less Terrible

    Less Terrible

    Inspired by an exchange that happened some years back. Surely we’ve percent-by-percented our way to better meetings by now, right?

  • Stand Up Guy

    Stand Up Guy

    But then, as I was reminded last week: the shorter you are the more places you can hide in for hide-and-seek.

  • Niche Issues

    Niche Issues

    Hopefully it’s not too much of a commentary on my ability to call the right person. I at least feel a bit better when it is not something obvious and other people also don’t have any idea what’s going on.

  • As Soon As I Close My Eyes

    As Soon As I Close My Eyes

    I often find myself having trouble sleeping while on-call expecting that alert to happen at any moment. How annoying to be the one responsible for messing up my own sleep when nothing happens.

  • LAMP Shade

    LAMP Shade

    This was based on a conversation overheard soooo many years ago

  • So Retro

    So Retro

    On the plus side, people assume I know a lot of stuff because I’ve been around a while, and I actually know a lot of stuff! On the other hand, now I can apparently sleep “wrong” once and then I can’t turn my head for a week.

  • Full Circle

    Full Circle

    This feels like a good time for a reminder that these comics are inspired by real life, and not meant to be taken as an accurate representation of real people and events.

  • Agent of the Company

    Agent of the Company

    I’ve definitely heard plenty “what the fudge” type of last-moment language moderations.