Category: life
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Hold On To Your Sanity
Every baby is different, so the “newborn experience” isn’t as equally harrowing for everybody. Parents with challenging babies love hearing how great that time was for someone else.
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Especially Rejected
Always a risk that pushing your kids to be “polite” is going to backfire spectacularly.
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Never Speak of This
In retrospect having take-your-kid-to-work-day scheduled during the school year only makes it that much cooler: you also get to skip school!
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Situational Volume
They can definitely be loud, the challenge is getting it to happen at the appropriate times…
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Grocery Gladiator
My kids enjoy hanging out in live seafood departments, and I enjoy shopping while they’re entertained. It’s like a free aquarium.
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Change With The Times
He was so sure he had caught me trying to trick him by giving him a different answer.
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Real Estate Rumors
One of my cousins had been looking at properties in a small desert town. One in particular had a lot of character. And maybe some good bones.
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What A Richard
One of my cousins told me this story and also posited that “Moby Richard” would be a good name for a band.
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Grant Me Patience
The being-an-established-couple-at-a-wedding struggle is real. My kid wasn’t the only one asking the awkward questions, just the youngest.
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It’s Just A Party
Is it a good time for “the worst” knock knock joke? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Divorce. Divorce who? Divorce joke you ever heard.