Category: life
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Out Of The Darkness
This is just how I roll keeping my streak going of awkward interactions with other parents.
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King Kong Who?
Not that going to New York is a guarantee that you’re going to meet King Kong, or the Ninja Turtles, etc.
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Troll Fluff
Basically verbatim kid logic, here.
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Still Kicking
I’m not sure that I’ve ever been mad at my spouse for something they’ve done in a dream, but I have been confused at least once.
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Sour Don’t
In my defense, I stopped baking as much when I found out that one of my kids is allergic to gluten, and that’s why I had wheat flour just sitting around for a really long time.
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Throw To First
Due to the still inconsistent throwing and catching abilities, running the ball to the base is actually a pretty good strategy in some of these young-kid games.
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Batter Up
Flying bats are just one of the reasons to be paying attention to the game.
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Hulk Secret
Laying down on a prospective mattress with my spouse in the mattress store: Sales person: “And what about you, are you comfortable?” Me: “Oh, we don’t need to worry about me. I will be able to sleep.”
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King of the Kart
We’ve all been there, being a little too competitive in a game against a child, right? …right?
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Double-Edged Insult
Thank goodness one of these twins wears glasses or I’d probably mix them up more often.