Category: kids

  • King Kong Who?

    King Kong Who?

    Not that going to New York is a guarantee that you’re going to meet King Kong, or the Ninja Turtles, etc.

  • Troll Fluff

    Troll Fluff

    Basically verbatim kid logic, here.

  • Throw To First

    Throw To First

    Due to the still inconsistent throwing and catching abilities, running the ball to the base is actually a pretty good strategy in some of these young-kid games.

  • Batter Up

    Batter Up

    Flying bats are just one of the reasons to be paying attention to the game.

  • King of the Kart

    King of the Kart

    We’ve all been there, being a little too competitive in a game against a child, right? …right?

  • Double-Edged Insult

    Double-Edged Insult

    Thank goodness one of these twins wears glasses or I’d probably mix them up more often.

  • Fortunately

    Fortunately

    I mean, obviously. It’s the opposite of un-obviously.

  • Garbage Jenga

    Garbage Jenga

    We really felt for the people working at the kid party venue who were waiting to clean the room and had to watch the garbage tower grow more and more unmanageable.

  • You’re Scaring Him

    You’re Scaring Him

    I mean, once you have kids, you’ll wonder why you waited so long! (Even if only because you’ll imagine it would have been easier to handle when you were younger and more energetic in general.)

  • Persuasion 100

    Persuasion 100

    My kids have definitely figured out what kinds of things will motivate me.