Month: June 2025
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Not Completely Terrible
The expectations are still so low…
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King Kong Who?
Not that going to New York is a guarantee that you’re going to meet King Kong, or the Ninja Turtles, etc.
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Troll Fluff
Basically verbatim kid logic, here.
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They Lied To Me?
All changes can be suspect, not just the ones we make on the platform side, you know?
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Suspiciously Good Sleep
So someone at work started saying how they had slept the whole night without any incidents while they were on-call, and everyone present immediately knew where they were going: the instant concern that there were actually incidents but they had missed the notifications.
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Still Kicking
I’m not sure that I’ve ever been mad at my spouse for something they’ve done in a dream, but I have been confused at least once.
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Sour Don’t
In my defense, I stopped baking as much when I found out that one of my kids is allergic to gluten, and that’s why I had wheat flour just sitting around for a really long time.
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Like Winning The Lottery
One of the problems with having a really big service is that, after a point, million-to-one odd occurrences start to happen pretty frequently.
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Just Add More Threads
Hence why the real fix for “we’re running out of threads” is not always just “increase the thread pool.”